Monday, September 25, 2006

Butch Woolfolk - Where is he now?

Polyester V-neck jersey?!It seems appropriate to take a quick look back at the Michigan career of Harold "Butch" Woolfolk seeing that his son, Troy, just committed to Michigan. While Troy is a Defensive Back (likely CB), his dad was one of the best Michigan RBs of all time, playing from the 1978-81 seasons and earning All-America honors in his last year. So where is Butch now? Well, here, primarily. Born in Milwaukee and raised in Westfield, New Jersey, he has moved out near Houston, and seems to have made a great living for himself after a decent NFL career with the Giants, Oilers, and Lions. He is married with two sons.

While at Michigan, Butch had quite a few memorable moments. While I didn't see him play live, I've seen some tapes, and I've heard plenty of glowing endorsements from "old-timers" (apologies to those over 40). ESPN Classic shows the 1981 Rose Bowl from time to time - keep an eye out. A few career highlights:

- 1979 vs. Minnesota: 24 carries for 194 yards and 2 TDs. [31-21 Michigan victory]

- 1979 vs. Wisconsion: 19 carries for 190 yards and 3 TDs. Includes a TD run of 92 yards!! [54-0 Michigan victory]

- 1981 Rose Bowl vs. Washington: Named Rose Bowl MVP. 26 carries for 182 yards and 1 TD. [23-6 Michigan victory]

- 1981 at Michigan State: 39(!) carries for 253 yards with NO TDs. Chris Perry-esque (or, rather, Perry was Woolfolk-esque). [38-20 Michigan victory]

According to this helmet, Butch claims 3861 career yards rushing, but MGoBlue.com's Statistics Archive has him at 3,850 yards rushing, with 29 TDs and a 5.4 yards per carry average. Either way, not too shabby.

Random factoid: Butch’s former Michigan teammate Mike Boren will also have a son at Michigan while Butch’s son, Troy, is there. Justin Boren will be a Freshman at Michigan this year and should be a staple in the Offensive Line over the next few years.

Obligatory autographed action photo here (a nice black and white pic of the older-style road uniforms and winged helmet).

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

2006-07 Bowls

Dec. 19 Tue. Poinsettia Bowl (San Diego, CA) 8:00 pm ESPN
MWC No. 3 vs at-large

Dec. 21 Thu. Las Vegas Bowl 8:00 pm ESPN
Pac 10 No. 4 vs MWC No. 1

Dec. 22 Fri. New Orleans Bowl 8:00 p.m. ESPN
Sun Belt Champ vs CUSA No. 4 or 5

Dec. 23 Sat. Birmingham Bowl 1:00 pm ESPN2
CUSA No. 4 or 5 vs Big East No. 5 or 6

Dec. 23 Sat. New Mexico Bowl(Albuquerque, NM) 4:30 pm ESPN
MWC No. 4 vs WAC No. 3

Dec. 23 Sat. Fort Worth Bowl 8:00 pm ESPN
MWC No. 2 vs CUSA No. 3/(Pac 10)*

Dec. 24 Sun. Hawaii Bowl 8:00 pm ESPN
WAC vs Pac 10 No. 6/(CUSA) *

Dec. 26 Tue. Motor City Bowl (Detroit, MI) 7:30 pm ESPN
MAC No. 2 vs Big 10 No. 7

Dec. 27 Wed. Independence Bowl (Shrvprt, LA) 3:30 pm ESPN
Big 12 No. 7 vs SEC

Dec. 27 Wed. Emerald Bowl (San Francisco, CA) 8:00 pm ESPN
Pac 10 No. 5 vs ACC No. 7

Dec. 28 Thu. Holiday Bowl (San Diego, CA) 8:00 pm ESPN
Pac 10 No. 2 vs Big 12 No. 3

DEc. 29 Fri. Music City Bowl (Nashville, TN) 1:00 pm ESPN
ACC No. 5 vs SEC

Dec. 29 Fri. Sun Bowl (El Paso, TX) 2:00 p.m. CBS
Pac 10 No. 3 vs Big East No. 2/Notre Dame or Big 12 No. 4

Dec. 29 Fri. Liberty Bowl (Memphis, TN) 4:30 pm ESPN
CUSA No. 1 vs SEC

Dec. 29 Fri. Champs Sports (Orlando, FL) 8:00 pm ESPN
ACC No. 4 vs Big 10 No. 5

Dec. 29 Fri. Insight Bowl (Phoenix, AZ) TBD NFL Network
Big 12 No. 6 vs Big 10 No. 6

Dec. 30 Sat. Meineke Car Care (Charlotte, NC) 1:00 pm ESPN
ACC No. 6 vs Navy/Big East No. 3

Dec. 30 Sat. Alamo Bowl (San Antonio, TX) 4:30 pm ESPN
Big 12 No. 5 vs Big 10 No. 4

Dec. 30 Sat. Peach Bowl (Atlanta, GA) 8:00 pm ESPN
ACC No. 2 vs SEC No. 4

Dec. 31 Sun. MPC Computers Bowl (Boise, ID) 7:30 pm ESPN
WAC vs ACC No. 8

TBD TBD New Houston Bowl TBD TBD
Big East No. 4/Notre Dame/(CUSA)* vs Big 12 No. 8

Jan. 1 Mon. Cotton Bowl (Dallas, TX) 11:00 a.m. FOX
Big 12 No. 2 vs SEC West

Jan. 1 Mon. Outback Bowl (Tampa, FL) 11:00 a.m. ESPN
Big 10 No. 3 vs SEC No. 3

Jan. 1 Mon. Gator Bowl (Jacksonville, FL) 1:00 pm CBS
ACC No. 3 vs Big 12 No. 4 or Big East No. 2/Notre Dame

Jan. 1 Mon. Rose Bowl (Pasadena, CA) 4:00 p.m. ABC
Pac 10 champ/BCS vs Big 10 Champ/BCS

Jan. 1 Mon. Fiesta Bowl (Glendale, AZ) 8:30 pm FOX
Big 12 Champ/BCS vs BCS at-large

Jan. 2 Tue. Capital One Bowl (Orlando, FL) 1:00 p.m. ABC
Big 10 No. 2 vs SEC No. 2

Jan. 2 Tue. Orange Bowl (Miami, FL) 8:00 p.m. FOX
ACC Champ/Big East Champ/BCS vs BCS at-large

Jan. 3 Wed. Sugar Bowl (New Orleans, LA) 8:00 p.m. FOX
SEC Champ/BCS vs BCS at-large

Jan. 6 Sat. International Bowl(Toronto) Noon ESPN2
MAC No. 3 vs Big East No. 4 or 5

Jan. 7 Sun. GMAC Bowl (Mobile, AL) 8:00 pm ESPN
CUSA No. 2 vs MAC No. 1

Jan. 8 Mon. BCS Title Game (Glendale, AZ) 8:00 p.m. FOX
BCS No. 1 vs BCS No. 2

*conference in ( ) will fill spot if needed

Monday, July 31, 2006

Game Four UCLA

If there has been one team that has been a thorn in the side to the UW over the past few years it has been the UCLA Bruins. UCLA always finds a way to pull out an improbable victory against Washington exactly the moment the Huskies feel they have the game in hand. Despite the disparity in talent Washington has been able to give the Bruins everything they could handle the last few years too.

This year should be different.

Coach Dorrell cleaned house with his staff last season despite having a 10-2 record, and flirting with a BCS bid. He wants to upgrade the defense which was one of the worst in the conference last year despite the glittery record.

The Bruins have talent as always, being located in Los Angeles, but this years team is definitely a rebuilding effort. Drew Olsen, Mercedes Lewis, and Maurice Drew have all moved on. The Offense will be led by Ben Olsen the transfer from BYU who hasn't played in a game for five years. The Bruins will be doing a casting call for RB's and should be able to assemble a credible stable to run the ball led by Jr. Chris Markey. On the offensive line, the Bruins will be solid bolstered by excellent recruiting classes over the past three years.

Defensively the Bruins go into 2006 a little shaky on the DL hoping that a couple of key players can return from injury and stay healthy. At the LB spot they are going to be very young led by Eric Mc Neal who has moved up from Safety. The defensive backfield will be similar in talent to last year and a work in progress as the season starts.

Fixing the UCLA defense will take a few more years despite the coaching changes.

Talking about coaching changes the notoriously cheap Bruins just upped the ante by almost doubling their assistant coaches salaries, and also gave Dorrell a five year extension with a bump that puts him at the same level as Willingham at aroung 1.4 million a year.

I liked Dorrell when he was the OC at Washington, and you could see a significant falloff when he moved to Denver and Gilby was elevated. Bottom line is Dorrell is a solid young coach who will keep improving. His new contract will allow him to do that.

Why Washington should win?

Washington has a much better defense on paper going into 2006.

Washington should be able to score on the Bruin defense.

Washington has confidence they can play with these guys.

The UCLA staff went through a major off season shuffle.

The game is in Husky Stadium

Washington has more experience at the skill positions.

UCLA lacks a deep threat.


Why UCLA should win

UCLA always finds a way to snatch victory from defeat against Washington.

The Bruins have a superior OL on paper compared to the UW OL which will allow them to control the ball more. If they can control the line of scrimmage UCLA will score points.

UCLA will be able to run the ball on Washington.

The Bruins have more overall depth and talent.


What do I think?

I think Washington wins because they are overdue against these guys. The team knows we should have beaten them last year, and they know they can play with these guys. I think Ben Olsen is going to be a pretty good QB, and he is going to have time behind his offensive line this year, I just don't think his team will do enough to win against an improved Husky defense.

I think offensively we will be able to move the ball like we did last year on these guys. You can bet there will be some fireworks out there as both teams try to stretch the field. UCLA found a way to win last year almost every week just like Washington's last Rose Bowl team. Somehow the wheels came off against Arizona, and USC last year, but they rebounded against Northwestern with a point orgy in the Sun Bowl.

The game will end up being a higher scoring affair, but Washington will score more points, and end the curse.

UW 34 - UCLA 27 (3-1)

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Rate the Stadium....

Today's topic on the Pac-10 Today is The Best Pac-10 Stadium. There are a lot of different ways to look at this, but in my mind, you have to include all of the essentials:

1) Sight Lines/view of the action.
2) Atmosphere
3) Tailgating/Pre-functioning

With all of those things in mind, here is my list of the top Pac-10 Stadiums.

9) Arizona-it could be better, but this is the only Pac-10 Stadium I have not been to, so I have to put it here.
8) Stanford-may be improved with the renovations, but in the past, there was zero atmosphere inside the stadium. Outside, good tailgating areas, solid in that regard, although there is such a lack of a college football feel, it just feels like you are hanging out in the neighborhood before a high school game.
7) UCLA-For UCLA games, the Rose Bowl is a too big stadium in a nice setting, with nice weather. Obviously, this ranking changes for a certain bowl game.
6) Husky Stadium-Easily the most overrated of all the stadiums in the country. The people who rank it so high are media members who don't have to- 1) Park 2)sit in the West end zone wich is about 75 yards from the end of the actual end zone. 3) sit in the first 15 rows of seats anywhere in the stadium. Husky Stadium looks great on t.v., and back in the day, there really wasn't a louder open air, non-bowl shaped stadium in the country. But the crappy weather, poor sight lines, and horrific parking and traffic plus almost always a 12:30 kickoff time make this a great stadium on t.v., but not great for visiting fans.
5) Cal-While it has been 15 years since I was last there, the good thing about Berekley is that it never changes. Fantastic bars all around campus, and while parking sucks, the setting and atmosphere more than makes up for it.
4) OSU-Makes a huge leap now that at least half Reser looks like a real college stadium. The parking lots surrounding the stadium are filled with some of the best tailgating in the world, but what would you expect when your stadium was built with proceeds from salsa and potato salad? Underrated by many, outside of the fact my team has lost a heartbreaker and had it's ass kicked there the last two trips, I have had a great time as a fan there because most Beaver fans are cool-they know what college football is all about: sharing a beer, hating the Huskies, and having a good time.
3) Arizona State-weird place. I have been there for the worst atmosphere in the NFL while covering the Seahawks, and one of the best atmospheres in college football when it was full for an ASU game. It isn't always full-but the weather, coeds, pre-functioning, and the fact it is Tempe, Arizona put this place near the top of the list. Plus, the added bonus of knowing your team always has a chance to kick the crap out of yet another underachieving ASU team helps make the case for Sun Devil Stadium.
2) USC-Should have taken a huge step back with the new alcohol policy (which isn't a policy, just banning beer sales in the stadium) but it is hard to beat the atmosphere, tradition, and history of this place. The downside is your team is likely to get whacked, you may get killed if you wander too far away from the stadium and into Watts, and USC fan is an idito-largely because he/she is like Husky/Duck fan: they probably never actually attended the school but are fans of SC because they win. As they say, never trust a Trojan, but if you get a chance to go there, do it.
1) Oregon-Pains me to rank the quack quack's stadium number one, but it is the best in the conference. Always full, loud as hell, and weather permitting the best tailgating in the conference. When you have people arriving at the Masonic Temple at 6:00 AM to get it going, you know it is a good time. My last time there as a fan, I was handed a margarita at 9:00 AM despite wearing WSU gear head to toe! YOU WIN! Plus, "the mustache" will always blow one or two winnable games a year at home so your team has a chance to win there. Most Duck fans are cool, and although many didn't go there, those "fans" don't usually go to the home games (they are smoking, drinking and playing video poker in sports bars back in Portland).

Monday, July 24, 2006

EDSBS Roundtable

I'm going to participate in this one because yes, I do like talking about myself. And I'm getting paid to do it. Gotta love blogging at work!

1. Education. List the region of the country you were born in, what universities you attended and at least one other you would have attended if your alma mater didn’t exist.

I was born in Henderson, KY. Let’s just call it Louisville. My degree is from the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor, to clarify to any Sparties who immediately reply “Dearborn doesn’t count!” to anyone who says they went to U of M. And either way you didn’t get in...) If I didn't get into Michigan, I probably would have gone to Oakland or something for a year and tried to transfer. I'm not really sure. Michigan is the only place I applied.

2. Sports Affiliations. List your top 10 favorite teams in all of sports in decending order. For instance, your alma mater’s football team may be number 1, but perhaps there is a professional team that squeezes in before you get to your alma mater’s lacrosse team.

1. Michigan Hockey
2. Green Bay Packers (though this is more like a 1A)
3. Bryan Herta
4. Michigan Football
5. Detroit Red Wings
6. Detroit Pistons (4-5-6 are all on the same plateau as well)
7. We’ll lump the rest of the racers I like in here… Tony Kanaan, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kevin Harvick and Jeff Gordon
8. Michigan Basketball
9. Michigan Non-Revenue sports
10. Louisville Cardinals Football and Basketball
and like Spinal Tap, this one goes to 11...
11. Texas Longhorns Football (thanks to the Rose Bowl story which I’ve told many a time)

3. Movies. List the movie you’ve watched the most, your favorite sports related movie, the movie you secretly love but don’t like to admit it (possibly a chick flick or b film), and the movie you were (or still are) most looking forward to from this summer’s season.

Most watched: It’d pretty much have to be either Swingers, Rounders, Frequency or Eurotrip
Fave sports movie: Miracle, Mystery Alaska, Rounders, The Mighty Ducks, Days of Thunder all could potentially make the cut depending on my mood. Driven did not.

Shame flick: Bring It On...Kirsten Dunst AND Eliza Dushku? Yes please.

I’m adding a category here…

Movie you hated that everyone else loved: Napoleon Dynamite. Absolutely the biggest waste of two hours and eight dollars ever. I laughed twice. Seriously.
Wedding Crashers is right up there as well. It was ok, but not nearly as funny as everyone seems to think...

4. Music. List your favorite band from middle school, high school, college and today. Also, as with the movies, include the song you secretly love but don’t like to admit. If Nickleback is involved in any of these responses, please give a detailed explanation as to why, god, why.

Middle school: The Rembrandts, Yeah Friends theme!!!

High school: Crowded House (yes the “Hey now, Hey now, Don’t Dream it’s Over” band) Still love em. There aren’t any singer/songwriters finer than Neil Finn.

College: Kasey Chambers

Shamelove song: “4ever” by The Veronicas. Actually, I own that cd and it’s one of my favorite albums I’ve bought this year. I can’t stop listening to it. Every song is just so damn catchy!

5. Books. Favorite book you’ve finished, worst book you’ve finished and the book you really should read but haven’t gotten around to it.

Favorite: The Bone Collector by Jeffery Deaver—Millions and millions of times better than the movie. Everything by Deaver is just gold. “Kill Me” by Stephen White, “Blue Ice” by John Bacon, and the entire Prey series by John Sandford are right there.

Worst: “The Obscene Diaries of a Michigan Fan”—too many leaps in logic, WAY too much hearsay. I pretty much thought I was buying mgoblog in book form. It just wasn’t what I expected.

Book we should read but haven’t: Probably that book about broadcasting that my girlfriend bought me. She’s gonna snap if I don’t read it soon. Too many good books all came out at the same time though! I have to get through those first!!

6. Travel. Favorite city you’ve ever been to and the one place you still must visit before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

Fave city: Toronto. I love everything about that place. And yet strangely, it’s Green Bay, Wisconsin that has me missing it.

City we need to go to: Sydney, Australia. I have to get down under at some point in my life. Preferably while Shane Nicholson, Kasey Chambers, the Finns, Mark Seymour, Dave Dobbyn, The Veronicas, Mick Thomas, Paul Kelly, The Whitlams, and The John Butler Trio are all touring...

7. What do you love most about college football in 20 words or less?
The years come and go, but Sparty’s still our bitch. Oh, and the renewed hope each summer.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

ROSE BOWL RECAP 2006


For your reading pleasure, here is perhaps the only Rose Bowl review on the entire Web done in haiku. Ready? Here goes:

Texas won. Tis true.
USC: lossless no more.
Vince -- in-vince-able.

What's that? My haiku is great, but what about the Rose Parade, you say. Well, I like the idea of putting a full day between the Parade and the Bowl, it gives each event a chance to shine, rain or shine. One site I recommend for more info on the parade is the Wikipedia page about the Tournament of Roses Parade. There, you can learn all about the History, the Parade, the Bands, Grand Marshals of the Parade, the Floats, the quantity of flowers, notable recent floats, and more.


Wikipedia -- what a wonderful winning way to learn on the World Wide Web. Check it out.


And for a great Rose Bowl related story, about one of the greatest hoaxes of all time, which occurred at the Rose Bowl, read all about it at this cool site. Terrific tale, you'll love it.



Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Move Those Chains

Erik McKinney
Scout.com

Normally, position battles during spring ball and fall practices are riveting, but with this kind of talent strewn about Howard Jones field, the athletic department could televise practice and run it against March Madness, 24 and American Idol simultaneously.

I want to talk about the Rose Bowl. I really do…

Living in Chicago for the entirety of the 2005 season, I was only able to make it to two Trojan games, one of which was the National Championship game against Texas. It’s not often that I watch a football game and then refuse to discuss it for nearly two months. But for some reason, that game gave me a mental block. Even now, as I sit here forcing myself to put words to paper, my mind constantly draws blanks and the process is stunted. In fact, those six sentences took me just over 63 days to write, and coming up with just over one word per day isn’t exactly the best way for a columnist to make a living.

And that’s exactly what the Rose Bowl did to me. I’d start out summarizing the game and end up going on like Rainman after a case of Red Bull. But then I’d sit down to organize my thoughts and stutter and stammer until I was counting sentences and words and taking breaks to Google things like, “Coping with loss,” “How to start a paragraph,” and “Funny animal videos.”

That game just doesn’t reside next to my normal memories, the ones I can cue up at a moment’s notice. Those four hours of my life, which were some of the most exhilarating and entertaining I’ve survived, are simply inaccessible when it comes time to articulate them. Maybe it had a similar, although far less serious effect as a car wreck or an abusive childhood, in terms of not being able to discuss it later. Actually, let’s put it on par with Kathy Bates’ hot tub scene in About Schmidt.

And now that I think about it, it took me nearly four years to admit that scene actually happened. Maybe I’ll be able to ring in 2010 with a comprehensive analysis of the Rose Bowl. But for now, two months clearly isn’t long enough.

Don’t tell me it’s just a game: A good three hours after the Rose Bowl ended and I’d reined my emotions in enough to make a phone call to my girlfriend back in Chicago, I could hear the crack in her voice, sense the tears in her eyes and feel the despondence in her heart.

This is a girl who had never seen a USC game until two years ago, but can now tell you the name and number of every Trojan Heisman winner. This is a girl who went to Northwestern, but can rattle of the starting offensive and defensive Trojan lineup before even taking a guess at who takes snaps for the Wildcats. And this is a girl who during this past season, poured every single ounce of her being into rooting for a team that now simultaneously resides nearly 2,000 miles away as well as tucked just inside both her heart and soul.

And her reaction did two things, besides make me want to put a bounty on Vince Young's head for making her cry. It moved her a little closer to joining my grandma, mom and aunts in their quest to become the most passionate, crazy and emotionally unbalanced group of female Trojan supporters in history. And it gave me my first true USC convert.

Sure, I've gotten people to throw their support behind the Trojans for a game or season, but Shayna is my first full-blown victory sign flashing, fight song learning, conquest blaring, cardinal and gold blood transplant. And sure, it was sad that we lost the Rose Bowl. But being a Trojan has never and will never be about single games or even National Championships.

It's about feeling your heart pounding and toes tingling just before the team runs out of the tunnel. It's about friends and family coming together to root for and become part of something bigger than you could ever be as an individual. And it's about passing that love, that passion, that insanity on to those closest to you, letting them help you carry that Trojan torch, from year to year, season to season, generation to generation.

Case in point: My favorite story of USC Trojan conversion belongs to my favorite USC Trojan: my grandfather. Years ago, he invited the new Rabbi at his synagogue to a USC football game, because that’s the kind of guy my grandfather was. He figured there wasn’t a better way to get to know someone and introduce them to Los Angeles culture than to take them to see his Trojans. Shortly after Friday night services, my grandfather spoke with Rabbi Steve, finalizing their plans for the following day.

“Now, let me show you my temple,” he said.

The next day, my grandfather, grandmother and Rabbi Steve shuffled into the Coliseum and watched Anthony Davis score six touchdowns against the Irish.

And at my grandfather’s funeral, when Rabbi Steve could have spoken about how religious, caring and dedicated to the Synagogue my grandfather was, it was this story that he chose to tell. A story of how every fall Saturday, USC football becomes a faith unto itself.

You know, like tackling skills, teaching skills, weightlifting skills… Pete Carroll only likes defensive coordinators who have great skills: It’s going to be very interesting to see the effect that Nick Holt has on the defense as he returns to USC after a two year absence. With yet another great defensive mind on the Trojans’ staff to go along with all this great (and hopefully healthy) talent, 40 point games for the opposition should be a thing of the past.

My Idaho dynasty in NCAA ’06 for Playstation 2, however, goes on. I started it in homage to Holt’s head coaching opportunity, but now that Holt is back at ‘SC, I just look like an idiot. The fact that Holt wasn’t able to play this game before taking over the Vandals explains a lot about his decision to return. The only school harder than Idaho to recruit for would be the University of Atlantis. But at least there you could pitch water sports.

“I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down’”: The thing that most excites me about this class of incoming freshman is their speed, especially Jamere Holland at wide receiver. It’s been a few years since the Trojans have had someone who could line up wide, tell an opposing defensive back that he’s going to get beat deep and then sprint straight past him.

Whether or not Holland sees any significant playing time this year is still up in the air, but it’s nice to know that ability is there. Dwayne Jarrett and Steve Smith must be practically giddy at the prospect of this newfound speed. This isn’t to say that Jarrett and Smith aren’t speedy in their own right, but they both excel at finding space over the middle in front of the safeties.

With Holland, and even Travon Patterson, able to stretch the field deep on a regular basis, the opposing safeties should be forced to give Jarrett and Smith even more space to operate underneath and against one-on-one coverage. It’s like the returning Trojan receivers just became fathers of a 10-year old and can start getting excited about Halloween again. They can send the youngsters all over the place collecting candy and defenders, while the dads get to sit home near the line of scrimmage and reap all the rewards. And as a result, this year’s offense should be just as scary as last year’s for opposing defenses.

“Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss”: Trojan fans thinking that Stafon Johnson or another freshman is going to step into the vacated starting running back position are fooling themselves. Hershel Dennis is going to get the majority of the carries for the Trojans this year and it has very little to do with the fact that he has the experience. He’s going to get the nod because he is an absolutely brilliant running back.

In 2003 as a true sophomore, Dennis went toe to toe with LenDale White and Reggie Bush, who ended up as two of the greatest running backs in USC history, and kept his starter status throughout the season. This season, as a redshirt senior with a chip the size of the Coliseum on his shoulder pads, Dennis should use his combination of speed, power and agility to continue the Trojans’ ground game dominance of the past two years.

“These go to eleven”: For the past month I’ve been looking forward to Pros vs. Joes, a new show on Spike TV pitting former professional athletes against regular people looking to get a beat down for no good reason. The day finally came and I called in sick to work, broke out the good champagne and snuggled up in my silk pajamas, only to have Petros Papadakis’ voice blaring through the player introductions. If he and Steven A. Smith ever got into an argument, it would register a 38 on the Richter scale. They should really look into changing the name of the show to Skill vs. Shrill.

Pro vs. Tro-jans: This upcoming year already promises to display everything there is to love about following a college team instead of a pro team. For any professional team, replacing your starting quarterback, two best running backs and three starters along the offensive line would scream rebuilding year.

But for the Trojans, and head coach Pete Carroll, it’s just another in a long line of challenges spanning over five years now. Normally, position battles during spring ball and fall practices are riveting, but with this kind of talent strewn about Howard Jones field, the athletic department could televise practice and run it against March Madness, 24 and American Idol simultaneously.

Picking a starter at some of these positions must feel like choosing the soloists for We Are the World. You know, minus Dan Aykroyd.

Amen: So while my blocked brain won’t let me write about the final game of the 2005 season, my passionate personality won’t let me stop thinking about this upcoming season. And that’s the way it goes for Trojan fans.

Year after year, team after team, that love grows and is passed down to children, friends, significant others and anyone willing to embrace something so powerful it can be confused with religion.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go start preaching to Shayna’s family. It’s going to be difficult enough getting them good seats at my grandfather’s temple.